Wednesday, December 2, 2009

How I am going to die!!


Death through Sex!

You are going to die by having a heart attack during sex. This is probably because it fills up so much of your time now that if you died doing anything else, it would be going against the odds.



Well now, that was kinda a no brainer huh?  Now I am wondering if I should expand my horizons and at least try some new hobbies.  Hum, what on earth else is there to do? Quilting?  Those needles are sharp!  If I prick my..... ok no.  Cooking?  I do love massaging meat... well damn!  READING!!  There!  I could read as a hobby.....ohh look at all the yummy porn stories..... There is no hope for me at all....  Wanna see how your going to die?  Take this quiz!



8 comments:

  1. lmao I took the quiz.... and well, lol we have more in common now ... lmao .... do like the ideal of going and coming at the same time ( opps I did type that ) Know of a lot worst ways to die ... lol love Lee

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  2. Interesting post after my week. Think I'll pass on the quiz. How you been?

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  3. Strikes me that if you read porn stories to stoke you up, then you must eat to have the energy and you'll need the quilt to keep warm while you snooze afterwards.

    You really do have a one track mind, don't you!

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  4. I was hoping to die during sex but now it seems that I live like a rocker and I'm going to die like one pissed up and stoned off my tits. Not quite sure how that came from masturbating after a hard days work but WTF could be worse :)

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  5. Must be they're after my fabulous boo-tay!!

    Death through Freak Supernatural Incident!

    You are going to die in a freak vampire/werewolf incident. I would start carrying garlic and silver bullets if I were you. There is something weird about your demeanor, and evil is attracted to you. Plus you may be a little attracted to evil too.

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  6. Hahahahahaha!!!!! Death through sex. Must have been having exciting sex haven't ya! :P

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  7. i'm gonna see if i can find documented cases of MI's from sexual activity

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  8. HA!

    I got death by Extreme Sports!

    Yeah, that's me, alright. I just got in from . . . WALKING THE DOG!

    Extreme!

    I had to wear a light jacket and put the hood up, 'cause my ears were getting cold.

    Extreme!

    I'm texting with my son right now.

    Extreme!

    In a bit, I may make dinner.

    Extreme!

    I'm listening to very mellow Japanese postpunk.

    Extreme!

    I need to pick my Song of the Day for tomorrow.

    Extreme!

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